March 2012
It’s not funny at all omg only Neil can save this shitty show gad
god this show sucks, just bring out NPH so I can change the channel
me on tumblr: lol omg wtf ur duMB
me irl: that word is supposed to be capitalized that's not how you use a semicolon it's you're not your don't use text speak you illiterate douche canoe
captsamerica:
i type faster than i run
Putting myself through the torture of Dave Letterman because I have to see NPH
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
jeterian-swing:
bboyle8:
madsadcatfish:
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
carriemeback:
please? someone entertain me.(:
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
O M YES!!!!
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mikemussinastractors:
jedlowrie:
bobby valentine talks too much shut up please
boy needs to calm his tits.
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jennmo22 said: They did?!? I haven’t watched yet, can’t wait! My Wednesday joy LOL.
Yeah it was like really quick though
They mentioned tumblr on happy endings!
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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